Your Maternity Leave by Jean Marzollo

There are three main parenting jobs: getting your kid to go to sleep without bedtime problems, getting your kid to eat without being finicky, and getting your kid toilet trained. Nobody I know has scored three out of three.

 

ATTRIBUTION: Keisha (20th century), U.S. clothing designer. Quoted in Your Maternity Leave by Jean Marzollo, ch. 8 (1989).

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