Thomas R. Lounsbury, ed. (1838-1915). Yale Book of American Verse. 1912. |
Oliver Wendell Holmes. 1809-1894 |
96. The Music-Grinders |
THERE are three ways in which men take | |
One's money from his purse, | |
And very hard it is to tell | |
Which of the three is worse; | |
But all of them are bad enough | 5 |
To make a body curse. |
You 're riding out some pleasant day, | |
And counting up your gains; | |
A fellow jumps from out a bush, | |
And takes your horse's reins, | 10 |
Another hints some words about | |
A bullet in your brains. | |
It 's hard to meet such pressing friends | |
In such a lonely spot; | |
It 's very hard to lose your cash, | 15 |
But harder to be shot; | |
And so you take your wallet out, | |
Though you would rather not. | |
Perhaps you 're going out to dine,
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