Tallulah, ch. 1 (1952).

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

 

ATTRIBUTION: Tallulah Bankhead (1903-1968), U.S. screen actor. Tallulah, ch. 1 (1952).