THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1.) His first name was Jesus.
2.) He was bilingual.
3.) He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Category: Humor
Humor uses threes as the completion to a joke. "The Rule of Three" is part of the formula. Many stories have you heard start out, "There was a priest, a minister and a rabbi … ." Three characters seems to work well when you are populating your own stories to make them funnier.
MR. FIX-IT
by Anne Audrey.
Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer.
Microsoft error messages in haiku
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
Haiku poetry has strict construction rules – each poem has three lines and only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.
Below, the essence of Zen:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
